Ex-cop and self-confessed stoner Barry Cooper, having decided that America’s drug laws are too strict, claims in this vanity production that he has been motivated by “compassion” to prepare this video how-to manual for avoiding arrest. He offers valuable tips on hiding your stash, foiling narcotics-profiling efforts and more. Yikes…

Shelf Talk: A press release calls Never Get Busted Again a “one-of-a-kind must-see video.” Ain’t that the truth! If you’re inclined to carry a DVD that has properly worded disclaimers but still tacitly endorses lawbreaking (and disingenuously cites the First Amendment as justification for doing so), you won’t have a better opportunity anytime soon. It might be better to sell this one to a young and reckless target audience in dark alleyways.